Oh, what a better way to express your love than a plasticbag full of air..

You see, deep down beneath my superficial and shallow exterior, I'm really very superficial and shallow..

My sense of romance stretches a little further than a barrage balloon..

Besides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things..

Well, maybe I'm not so emotionally dysfunctional after all..

You said love, I say chemical imbalance..