Occupation: Columnist
It seems you haven't really become a success until you have as many people as possible condemning you..
It would be a crime for me to say that Islam is a backward desert superstition that has no place in modern, enlightened Europe and it would be a crim….
According to the nanny who sold her story, Victoria used to scream at her husband: I gave up my music for you. So, the next time you feel like slaggi….
It turns out that conservationism can be fun, with the news that the Norwegian red king crab - which weighs in at an impressive full kilo of juicy cr….
If defamation of religion was illegal it would be a crime for me to say that the notion of transubstantiation is so ridiculous that even a small chil….
It is fashionable to scoff at Americans, but they routinely produce most of the important and ground-breaking entertainment in the world. 'Popular cu….
Where would we be without science? Sure, those boffins may have come up with occasionally handy items such as life-saving medicine, air travel and th….
Are we expected to live in a world where we can no longer send death threats to colleagues via email? Where we can no longer IM other people to sugge….
Polls are now even more meaningless than ever... there was the case of Ronnie O'Brien, the young footballer who incredibly found himself at Juventus,….
There are two types of people in this world - those who would appear on reality television and the rest of us..
What does Christmas mean if we can't encourage small children to sit on a stranger's lap?.