The advertising agency, as it stands today, is a peculiar manifestation of American business life of the twentieth century - glossy, brash, and insec….

Believe me, nothing is so calculated to lose you audience sympathy as too many tears. Move your listeners all you can but let them do the crying..

Some objects and events may be photographed, others, if one is to render their true quality, should be painted or set to music, since their essence i….

I've got a heart like a college prom. Each one I dance with seems the best of all..

It occurred to me that we live in a lunatic world where the only way to maintain peace is to have an enormous war-making machine..

Next to a good meal and possibly a long night's sleep the greatest morale builder ... is clothes..

Wart hogs should sue for libel. It is a terrible name and they are fine fellows and devoted family men and it is rare to see one by himself; the litt….

I think it is every woman's duty to make herself as attractive as her time and means permit. After all, there you are, in your person- a living symbo….

It is usually when men are at their most religious that they behave with the least sense and the greatest cruelty..

All the humiliating, tragicomic, heartbreaking things happened to me in my girlhood, and nothing makes me happier than to realize I cannot possibly r….

When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it..

Young people want to look like peas in a pod, and there is no use trying to make them different..

Very few people, thank God, look like the pictures of them which are published in the papers and the weekly magazines..

Like building a house, travel always costs more than you estimate..

That is what is so marvelous about Europe; the people long ago learned that space and beauty and quiet refuges in a great city, where children may pl….

Among famous traitors of history one might mention the weather..

Neither an assembly line nor a stock market nor an oil well did it, simply what came from one small skull and that one right hand..

To me travel is triple delight: anticipation, performance, and recollection..

On the whole, I haven't found men unduly loath to say, 'I love you.' The real trick is to get them to say, 'Will you marry me?.

in love, gallantry is necessary. Even when the first wild desire is gone, especially then, there is an inherent need for good manners and considerati….

America's best buy is a telephone call to the right man..