...you expect me to fall on my back with my legs spread." "Not necessarily. ... You can fall on your hands and knees if you prefer. Or against the wa….

Aha," Andrea said. "I'm going to ignore that you just referred to yourself as 'sugar woogums'..

Aha! So I’m not crazy.” “You are most definitely crazy,” Derek said. “But in a deranged, endearing way..

I have a vamp body for you," Andrea said. "It's in the freezer." I gave her a nice smile. "You shouldn't have..

My tablecloth was missing in action and long, jagged scratches covered the table's surface.The scratches looked suspiciously like letters. I climbed ….

I finally realized the source of your mutual attraction," Saiman said, his voice dry. "You both think violence is foreplay..

Everyone had a weakness. It was the law of nature that for each being there was a predator, or a disease, or a vulnerability built into their very co….

You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep." "I only did it once." "Once was weird enough, thank you..

Only poor people are weird. Rich people are eccentric..

Everybody has something, that one thing they must do to feel happy. I think this is yours, and I want you to be happy. You don’t have to do it, but i….

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back.

I can't hate people that much. Don't get me wrong. I want to murder every last Keeper I can find. But that's not hate. That's vengeance..

I don't want it to be attributed to a loss of control on my part. When I throw you out of the window, I want there to be no doubt the act was deliber….

Is there any chance you'd overthrow the tyrannical Beast Lord and his psychotic consort?" "Yeah, I want a vacation." -Kate & Curran to Jim.

I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn’t want to be late..

I raged across the field, killing all before me. They ran when they saw me coming, and I chased them down, and killed them before they could take som….

In a perfect world, Joshua‟s vertically gifted murderer would‟ve had himself a monologue before rampaging, during which he loudly and clearly would‟v….

"Amy," Elsie Moore said in her crackling voice, her gaze fixed on Declan. "I want you to get me a new bear. A blond one.".

I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the attack poodle in my office. He made a great….

He groaned and I saw his face. "Curran!" I would've preferred a homicidal lunatic. Oh, wait....

What's so funny?" "Your panties have a bow," he said. I looked down. I was wearing a short tank top -not mine- and my blue panties with a narrow whit….