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I'm welding the bimbo room shut.
I know a man who is in love with my friend. He loves her absolutely. The only thing he wants in return is for her to love him.” Saiman arched his eyebrows, imitating me. “And?” "You’re the exact opposite of him. You lack the capacity to love, so you want to smother mine as well.
Andrea: "....I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle.” Kate: “He isn’t a poodle. He’s a Doberman mix." Andrea: “Aha. Keep telling yourself that.
I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.
Everybody has something, that one thing they must do to feel happy. I think this is yours, and I want you to be happy. You don’t have to do it, but it’s here if you choose to come back to it.
you might want to decide fast. We live in a dangerous world. If you see a chance to be happy, you have to fight for it, so later you have no regrets.
Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?" "Nope it's a pie.
He bared his teeth in a happy feral grin. My own personal psycho.
The human body is an amazing organism. It can go from dead tired to completely alert in a terrified blink.
Just so you know: if a rakshasa shows up, I left my sword in the car.
Curran is the Beast Lord. Tremble.
Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'.... 'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted.
Magic could not be measured and explained in scientific terms, for magic grew through destroying the very natural principles that made science as people knew it impossible.
Where is Barbie?" The female shifter snickered and choked it off. "Is there a stripper pole?
If you come, you better come in force because I will kill every single one of you. My hand won't shake, my aim won't falter. My face will be the last thing you'll see before you die." I jammed my knife into the table and walked out.
He finished the bandage and was examining it critically. "You know those things are unreliable." His voice held just a touch of reproach. “Eleven out of twelve work fine. I’d say that’s better chances than getting an orgasm with a blind date and women still try.
Ready to put your claws where your mouth is, or are you going to cringe behind the big boys and yip all day?" His eyes flared yellow "Is that a challenge?" "Yes it is.
Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!
I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn’t want to be late.
It was the kind of sword that would make a lifelong pacifist look for tall boots and a hat with feathers.
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