There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it..

Eggs are very much like small boys. If you overheat them or over beat them, they will turn on you and no amount of future love will right the wrong..

In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience..

In this uncertain world, the food is disposable. It is the wrappings that are permanent..