Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!.

Without this great land of ours, we would all drown..

When your IQ rises to 28, sell..

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going..

Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosopher….

With the beginning of a great & compassionate love, comes the growth of one's heart, and with that, a profound inner change. The way to opening the m….

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest..

Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure..

Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends..

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office..

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun..

It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you..

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser..