To fairy flutes, As the light advances, In square black boots The cabman dances..

Justice must not only be seen to be done but has to be seen to be believed..

A library is a room where the murders take place..

Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards..

Wagner is the Puccini of music..

Economy: cutting down other people's wages..

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear..

Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout..

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes..