I really wanted people to pay attention to me and like me. And the class clown thing, you know? There's a weird desperation to the class clown when y….

I serve society by rocking!.

I'm a Jew. Thirty-three is when Christ died. So though I'm a Jew, in the back of my mind I still think that I gotta get it done before I'm thirty-fou….

I just had a son and had to take him to the paediatrician and he measured his head and apparently he's in a group in which only 14 per cent of the po….

My parents were very supportive of me and my artistic endeavours. My father and mother came to every school play I ever did..

Part of the acting gig is when you're let loose some improvs and put stuff into your own words every once in a while. That doesn't get you a writing ….

The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in o….

Weddings mainly are for drinkers..

Justice is a word that resides in the dictionary. It occasionally makes its escape, but is promptly caught and put back where it belongs..

Seems like every other day there's somebody on the news, somebody gets killed or does something crazy and all the neighbors and everybody says, "I ca….

I feel as if you're saying that DJ is not a real job..

It's a mistake to just go make a movie where the whole thing is talking down to the kids like, "Ok, we gotta bring the IQ of this movie down because ….

It's all about finding your voice in whatever your profession... it helps your confidence..

Before we snap to judge someone who's done a horrible crime, is it possible that all of us in the worst possible circumstances could be capable of so….

Tenacious D loves Auntie Em's. Her delicious nutrients are always energizing and indie-fresh. Where does she find those unbelievable recipes? Somewhe….

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich..

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be..

I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me..

I took a year of karate. It was like obligatory... every kid was taking like one year of karate and one year of piano in my town. It was Bruce Lee an….

You're not hardcore, unless you live hardcore.

Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED..