I don't play golf competitively. I tell everybody that I cheat so they won't gamble with me. That's why you can't watch football. Everybody's gamblin….

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award..

I suppose I can do more for a script as an actor than as a writer - in the film sense..

I take responsibility for my successes as well as my failures. But when I look at my professional mistakes, I'm always left with the feeling that may….

There's a period just before you start a movie when you start thinking, I don't know what in the world I'm going to do. It's free-floating anxiety. I….

If you're going to write, write one poem all your life, let nobody read it, and then burn it. This is very young thinking, I confess, but it is the s….

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television..

It [TV] is the cancer of film. It's why people can't be educated to film. In the late '60s, we expected to see a movie or two every week and be stimu….

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman..

I was particularly proud of my performance as the Joker. I considered it a piece of pop art..

Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You!?.

Million bucks won't see you through a major health crisis..

Never rub another man's rhubarb..

I think it's good if a man gives a woman some time to herself because I think we all need that and we can all benefit from that. It doesn't imply a r….

I'm against cronyism, and I had to learn that early on. Like, I don't have an entourage, because I saw the negative effects of those things..

I resist all established beliefs. My religion basically is to be immediate, to live in the now..

I'm very fortunate in the sense that outside of cohabitating relationships and so forth, I've always got on just as well with women..

With comedy, you have to do it right. In a drama, there's a lot of different ways to succeed in a moment. But comedy comes from reality. You can't tr….

There are many directors in the middle range who've made mostly successful pictures, and then there are a few great directors who've had some success….

I've always understood money; it's not a big mystical thing to me..

I always knew there wasn't going to be anybody to help me and emotionally support me, that whatever I did I'd have to do on my own..