Second guessing a decision is a waste of time..

I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer..

I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!.

To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice..

What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?.

Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now..

I wish I could say I didn't owe anything to anyone. But the truth is, I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for the courage and support of each an….

How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!.

Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff..

Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf..

Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness..

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer..

The Pentagon's lost entire countries..

Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?.