Looking back, my life so far seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle..

In an interview Errol Flynn said that his hobby was acting but he doesn't have time for it..

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger..

She should get a divorce and settle down..

I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state..

To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland..

Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents, someth….

Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask….

As I was saying before I was interrupted ... I believe the last thing I said was 'There must be a better way to make a living than this.' Well, I've ….

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded..

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there..

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it..

We were ensconced as guests of the exclusive Beverly Hilton Hotel, an edifice so swank that the fire ax in the hall outside our suite said: "In case ….

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery..

The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing..

It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing..

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle..

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off..

Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if….

Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other..

Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that y….