Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked out and might have been even m….

... Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca..

The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations..

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it..

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle..

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded..

Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if….

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger..

She should get a divorce and settle down..

I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state..

It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing..

Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other..

To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland..

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there..

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery..

Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask….

As I was saying before I was interrupted ... I believe the last thing I said was 'There must be a better way to make a living than this.' Well, I've ….

Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents, someth….

In an interview Errol Flynn said that his hobby was acting but he doesn't have time for it..

We were ensconced as guests of the exclusive Beverly Hilton Hotel, an edifice so swank that the fire ax in the hall outside our suite said: "In case ….

The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing..