If a thing goes without saying -- let it..

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience..

There is no way to catch a snake that is as safe as not catching him..

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line betwee….

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you..

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use..

Junior was being chided for his low grades. Little Robert, who lived a few doors away, was held up as an example. "Robert doesn't get C's and D's doe….

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far..

Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving..

Whoever you are, there is some younger person who thinks you are perfect. There is some work that will never be done if you don't do it. There is som….

You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along..

No woman is likely ever to be elected President - they never reach the required legal age..

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached..

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past..

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech..

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles..

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it..

Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong..