Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits..

Sometimes you might be a fan of bands but you don't know where they're from..

Well, I was named after Mick Jagger's daughter, Jade Jagger. How emasculating is it to be named after a girl! But I think I handled it well, it's not….

Perhaps you could call your cat Meow so it could say it's own name. Or how about Stupid Cat Get Out Of Here. That would really confuse it if you trie….

To just write one song to then go and play huge festivals all around the world it's exciting and it's never really been the case..

I'll eat the hell out of a bagel. That's what I do.

I have a poorly done tribal armband that i got when i was 16, i love showing it to people because it totally sucks.

I could probably say a lot of things, but I'm not sure they'd be fit for publication..

I still skate occasionally but last time I did, at our show in Hanford, I did a 360 frontside varial over our rolled-up banner and broke every damn b….

You could hollow out a big pumpkin and wear it on your head for the entire week of your birthday. This will allow you to get in touch with your Hallo….

I was sitting here without a shirt on, absentmindedly scratching my back with a pen for about five minutes and I just looked in the mirror and saw th….

I love your duck with all its ducky goodness!.