Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too..

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychot….

People honk at you if you meditate at the stop light..

Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke..

If love was easy, there would be almost no music..