If I were a teacher, I would like to teach freshman English - so I could be the Robin Williams type in Dead Poets Society. I wanna be that guy. I cou….

Everybody has their different tastes with television - there are some characters people like, some characters people hate..

If you have the ability to work with people smarter than you, always try to be the least smartest person in the room and surround yourself with talen….

When somebody is doing something really funny, in real life and as a performer, my instinct is to join them..

My big break was really Liz Meriwether saw me in a movie called 'Paper Heart' and really liked it, and then saw me in a movie called 'Ceremony' becau….

You know, what 'New Girl' is doing is they're bringing in really cool people. These are home-run people who aren't your typical guest-star-type peopl….

I try to collect money and I keep it in a special place called the bank. I collect a bunch of things called money, dollar bills, and I keep them in a….

I had spent 10 days of my life digging for garbage..

You know, I'll tell you, nothing changed after 'No Strings' for me. A lot of people said, like, 'Your game will be different,' but it wasn't. It real….

I'll be honest, I like shooting 'New Girl.' I like the people. The show is still new to me. I've never done TV like this before..

I like to move quickly. I don't like the nature of television of just sitting around and overshooting..

All of a sudden Mindy [Kaling] was writing on The Office and had sold a TV show. When we'd try to write shows, we'd jokingly call the word documents ….

I did about 10-12 national commercials and then got one line parts in things like 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' and the show 'The Unit.' Got a little part i….

We didn't make money but we never lost money. We'd sit around Times Square with fliers, walk around the Village and try and get people to come. Now y….

We tried to do a show once every three weeks to a month. We'd always do a new show. It was not successful. It did not become the Matt & Ben show, but….

I knew I wanted to be an actor for a long time, but I was based out of Chicago and then I went to New York and I did 'The Upright Citizens Brigade' o….

If I'm not directing it, I need to be right in the director's ear so we can be talking about this." You do something like use the wrong music, the to….

I had a lot of bad jobs but the one big internship I had is I interned for 'SNL' when I was 21 years old and that was the joke. You intern there and ….

If I'm in a bar and I gotta be sitting next to some clown who's like, "It's my tune," I don't want to hear you belt out Bruce Springsteen. That's why….

If I took over the 'Glamour' offices for a day, I would put Joe Pesci on the cover. I would say 'We've got to change all these magazines a little bit….

I view cats as more like wild animals. We feed it, but a lot of times it's not eating the food because it's murdering other animals outside and eatin….