I don't believe in karaoke. Let's let the singers sing..

I would want to go to the future, 25 years in the future, and see if the Cubs ever win a World Series..

I like fictional stories - like, things that never happened but the seed of it starts as real..

I always thought, if you're gonna do TV, you want to play a straight, solid, pillar-of-the-show kind of guy..

I aspired to be a writer and then I just started getting acting work. I really didn't have a direct goal, I just knew I wanted to be in this industry….

I like pizza and I like cheeseburgers a lot and I like Chicago food a lot..

The craziest thing about TV directing is I turned in a version, and then they made their final changes - so I don't know what they are. So I'm like, ….

I never thought I'd be one of those guys who gets recognized..

Aspire to do better. Instead of being the leader of the group, be the little person..

I feel like L.A. is more of a showcase, and Chicago is a pure comedy scene where you're doing comedy for comedy. You're doing comedy actually for the….

I don't have an interest in being a director-for-hire on sitcoms - but if it's a really cool show that I thought I could bring something to, I would ….

Some actors pride themselves on disappearing into a role. I'm into the game because I like experiencing and exploring themes, so I put a lot of mysel….

I think a lot of people are very good, but I don't think anybody could do my rhythm. I was thinking, "If you want my rhythm" - and when I was writing….

My day job is acting - I wouldn't direct something if I didn't feel passionate about it..

I've always been, in games, the bad guy. If there was ever cops and robbers I was always a robber..

My dream career would be to be in things that have real heart and are telling real stories but while doing that, you're getting really big laughs. I ….

Sometimes, when you work with directors who have done it a lot and are established in the business and know the game, there are all these rules that ….

In L.A., if you're in improv, and you're on those stages, all the big agents and managers and producers are watching those shows. They're not flying ….

I'm not a guy who sees the desire to transform with each part; I'm not a piece of clay..

I'm a grinding actor. That's how I've always viewed myself. You go from one job to the next..

I was really into classifieds for awhile. I'm a big negotiator. My father owned a car dealership when I was younger... it's just in my blood..