Shaw's plays are the price we pay for Shaw's prefaces..

In her early days she had that beatific expression characteristic of Victorian prettiness - like a sheep painted by Raphael..

The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isn't sex but something else..

Don't pity me now, don't pity me never; I'm going to do nothing for ever and ever..

All I want is a modest place in Mr X's Good Reading, Miss Y's Good Writing, and that new edition of One Thousand Best Bits of Recent Prose..

The maddest phenomenon in this wholly mad world – that the filming or wirelessing of an event, whether it is the Grand National or an attack in force….

New Year's resolution: To refrain from saying witty, unkind things, unless they are really witty and irreparably damaging..

I... wonder what it is in the New York air that enables me to sit up till all hours of the night in an atmosphere which in London would make a horse ….

Your Englishman, confronted by something abnormal will always pretend that it isn't there. If, however, you force him to look into it, he'll at once ….

To force myself to earn more money, I determined to spend more..

Long experience has taught me that in England nobody goes to the theatre unless he or she has bronchitis..

A professional is a man who can do his job when he doesn't feel like it. An amateur is a man who can't do his job when he does feel like it..

Perhaps, after all, there is something in the theory that only the ultra-busy can find time for everything..

Theatre director: a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act..

This was an actress who, for twenty years, had the world at her feet. She kicked it away, and the ball rolled out of her reach..

I don't know very much but what I do know I know better than anybody, and I don't want to argue about it…My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made..

The worst of failure of this kind is that it spoils the market for more competent performers..

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time..

My mind is not a bed to be made and remade..

The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it..