For some reason, when I was in junior high school, my friends and I had, like, a cologne-stealing ring..

Did you ever see Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke? That's what happens if you really smoke weed and make a movie. You get two guys and no plot and it's….

The fame and the fame-hungry world we live in does it all for you. Women are lining up on your Instagram account to meet you..

You take advantage of your position as a famous actor to meet women..

If the work is good, what does it matter? I'm doing it because I love it. Why not do as many things I love as I can? As long as the work is good..

They say living well is the best revenge but sometimes writing well is even better..

If you just read the book, you're taking in the narrative, you're taking in the characters, you're understanding it in a certain way. If you make a m….

I love collaboration of all kinds, and I love the way that collaboration pulls me into directions I wouldn't go in if I was working on my own..

I was an English major at UCLA when I was 18, and then I left after a year to start acting. I was educating myself during that time..

I still don't like going to bed alone..

I think all great comedies - or at least the comedies I like - it has some of the funniest moments, but it never breaks the spell for the audience. I….

All I know is that when I needed McDonald’s, McDonald’s was there for me..

Dreams and expectations also have the very dark flipside of disappointment, broken dreams..

I felt, implicitly, or not so implicitly, that subjects about women and other races were out of my jurisdiction as a creator. That if I moved too far….

Teens today rule the world. The whole culture - movies, music - is pointed at young people. They have so 'much' power..

I think it helps the writers to sell their books, if they announce my attachment, but it doesn't mean that I'm going to make the movies in the next y….

I love to bring humour into my work. Because comedy is not a huge part of the art world. And big-business film takes itself very seriously..

When I started writing after my career as an actor, I knew that that other life in the film industry would be pulled into my writing life and that pe….

Sometimes it is painful to be oneself; at other times it seems impossible to escape oneself..

When I research a role it does get a little crazy and maybe even a little stupid..

Anyone has outside influences. They are the results of the cosmic roll of the dice: this person is born Aragon the Ranger, this person is born a pris….