I feel like I'm going to HURL. Which, even if I wanted to do, I couldn't do, because I haven't eaten. I can't even drag myself out of my room. And wh….

Love hurts." Oh, shut UP!" - pg 123.

Is that clear?" said Borcht "as clear as pea soup" I said.

I write larger than life. It's what I do..

When I wanted information, it was silent; when I didn't want to hear from it, it got chatty. It was alost as irritating as Fang..

Witihin seconds the headhunter had lost control of his car and it squealed, sliding sideways right into several other cars. Cool!' said the Gasman..

I hung my head, and I felt someone, Fang, gather me gently to him. My cheek rested on his shoulder, and my silent tears soaked his torn shirt.He felt….

Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up..

If you're in the room, I want to be next to you. If you're gone, I think about you. You're who I want to talk to. In a fight, I want you at my back. ….

Jeezum—humans were like eggshells..

I gave him a kick and he stepped back onto the third rail. Exploding, flaming eraser! This is why moms tell you to stay away from the third rail, but….

It's always refreshing to meet someone crazier than us," I said. "We seem so normal afterward..

His face flushed, and I felt like cheering. "Yes," he said stiffly. "Besides de vings." "Hmm. Besides de vings." Nudge tapped one finger against her ….

Well, I don’t know. Mostly I just suck up what life throws my way, stomp on it, and then keep going. I don’t dwell much on what I am or how I got thi….

The vampire underworld is much larger than most people could imagine. It exists in all the cities mentioned in the book, but also in many, many more.….

Denial is not just a river in Egypt..

Part 1- In search of Hot Chocolate-Chip Cookies.

YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode..

He gives my hand a tight squeeze, but that desperation, that urgency between us is gone. No insecurities. Max and Fang. Fang and Max. No longer a que….

Iggy’s spine tightened, his face like ice. When he’d been at the School, they’d tried to surgically enhance his night vision. Now he was blind foreve….

I'm big on having a blistering pace. That's one of the hallmarks of what I do, and that's not easy. I never blow up cars and things like that, so it'….