Just in case you thought elephants were all sweetness, I can attest to the fact that this one had the time of her life scaring the bejeezus out of th….

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish..

I still felt like I might hurl, and I thought about how awful that would be in midair..

I mean,he decided we'd be better apart,you know?it wasn't a joint decision.like, if your gonna make a decision about me and my life without consultin….

Every other person in the world would have looked at it and thought, Max would hate this. It was girly. It was beautiful. It wasn't made of titanium ….

Angel wanted them all to burn in h-e- double toothpicks forever..

It's the ciiiiiiiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiife!" Iggy sang.

I want to do it too!" (sitting motionless) Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church." Max: (muttering) "Appropriately enough." Iggy: "What….

Steve turned to us again, looking so dang enthusastic that I wondered how much coffee he'd had this morning. "So, you kids want to be big stars, eh?"….

A good love story always keeps the pot boiling..

I've been looking for you a long time, I just didn't know it. But now I do..

When your own romantic life is falling apart, everyone else's looks fabulous..

"Uh-huh," I said. "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks. I mean, this ….

We probably looked like starving orphan children. Hey! We were starving orphan children..

Fang: "Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?".

How is San Francisco, Alex? Lovely city. Will you leave your heart there? Do you think it's a good place to die?.

Then I found it: the source of the blood, the place where he'd been shot. 'Total?' I said, and I got a slight whimper. 'You have a boo-boo on your ta….

We'll all go out together when we go. Yes, we'll all go out together when we go. Oh, how the world will die From great fire in the sky. Yes, we'll al….

You love him so much it feels like you can't go on without him. You feel like you might die without him..

Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open." Have you….

If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit more col….