He's gonna be fine," I confirmed. Can we see him?" Iggy asked. Ig, I hate to break it to you, but you're blind..

Iggy nodded. “I’m bummed we couldn’t use Big Boy,” he said. “But I don’t want to waste it. We have to actually see them first. I mean, you do.” “Mayb….

Men suck, even imaginary ones.

You stand out like a fart in a church..

That's more than three questions, Max. And sometimes whether someone is your friend or enemy is all in how you look at it. But if you must know, I co….

My name is Daniel, and this is the first volume of my life story, which, hopefully, will be a very long and distinguished one. Who should you read it….

What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt." --Max.

Louisiana, the state road maintenance forgot..

Just for fun I flew in huge banking arcs, taking deep breaths, enjoying the feel of my newly weightless hair. The stylist had called it “wind tossed.….

We're famous" iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him. "So's Swine Flu" Fang whispered back..

I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer..

A boy and a girl, fated to rule all. Two will rise, and One will fall..

I hoped I wasn't actually dead. That would make finding our parents and saving the world really hard..

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction?.

Fair isn't fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try I need you to help me so I wont rip out your spine and beat you with i….

The idea for Maximum Ride come from the earlier books of mine called When the Wind Blows and The Lake House, which also feature a character named Max….

I won’t lie to you—it was hilarious. Yes, we were in trouble, yes, this was a disaster, and so one and so forth, but I have to say, seeing those uptu….

Advanced life-forms, my seweet patootie. Jerks. Both of them..

Gazzy called over to me "I can't see anything!" "I can't see anything either," Iggy complained. "I'm rolling my eyes, Ig." I had to tell him that bec….

Yes, I sounded like a pathetic weenie. I prefer to think of it as showing my softer side..

Walking over to Iggy, he poked him with his shoe. "Does anysing on you vork properly?" Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. "Well, I have a highly….