I hate you!” I screamed at Fang. Tucking my wings in, I aimed downward, diving toward the ground at more than two hundred miles an hour. “No you dooo….

I'll just ask now: What is it about my persona that draws every insane, power-hungry nutcase to me like a magnet?.

Beware the anger of a patient man..

We try not to encourage demonstrations of his mastery of the gaseous arts..

I'm way hot," he muttered. "But I don't feel sick. Just — way hot." Fang.

A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found out how appropriate that was..

It was like meeting someone out of your dreams, or fantasies, or a beloved character from a favorite book..

I'm magnetic," she whispered, half awed and half horrified. "I hope you don't start sticking to fridges and stuff," I said in disbelief. Fang dropped….

The hamster called. He wants his home back..

Please, sit down," Sharon said with another hair toss. I made a mental note to practice doing that in a mirror the next time I saw one. it seemed a u….

Max, if you survive your final test, can you steal me one of those magic outfits for me?" I'll try to get one for each of us. Hey! 'If'?.

If my life were a corny horror movie, and the heroine was lost and alone, trapped in an underwater cave, what would happen next? If you guessed, “She….

Gazzy: (Hugging himself and jumping up and down) "I'm brilliant! I'm a genius! I can blow up the world!" Max: (Raises her eyebrows) Gazzy: "Not that ….

The hardest mysteries to solve are the ones you come to near the end, because there isn't enough evidence, not enough to unravel, unless somehow you ….

It's our job - as parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles - to find books our kids are going to like..

It's for upset stomachs,' Dylan said, trying to hide a smile. He pointed to the words in the box. 'It's to reduce gas in your digestive system, not t….

In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a midsize mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering if her destiny is to be killed….

So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof..

Oz thinks I'm beautiful," she whispered to the stars..

Be calm. Be Zen. You are Buddha..

Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You….