Funny, that no matter where you are in the world, there's always someone eager to help you destroy yourself..

If we're all going to hell in a handbasket, we might as well make it a party on the way down.

I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamour..

Tease hair, not homos!.

There are people who have too much space between their ears, and given the time, do nothing but free fall forever inside their head. It's a spooky th….

Don't sleep through your dreams..

I was definitely the oddball freak show in school..

I can be an incredibly fabulous person, and I don't have to be in the highest heels, the tallest wig, the skimpiest outfit..

When you let the wolves guard the hen house, there's bound to be a few chicken dinners..

I don’t know how you look at the inside of your head — what metaphor you choose — but for those of us with endless yawning stretches of interior and ….

Watch out for the average--they're usually hiding something big..

The true nature of evil is that it is so very casual..

No, Michael, I do not trust you on a boat, I do not trust you on a goat. I do not trust you here. I do not trust you there. I do not trust you anywhe….

We are all freaks. Yes! Alone in our rooms at night, we are all weirdoes and outcasts and losers. That is what being a teenager is all about! Whether….

So let's start at the very begining (a very good place to start...).

Drug addicts are so funny that way. Just spinning around, lost in their own little world. Doing so much, accomplishing so little. How sad..

If letters had eyebrows, these would be arched..

The generation that has the greatest access to knowledge in the history of mankind is the one that cares the least about it..

I can remember every outfit I wore to every party going back to 1983..

I give you bitter pills, in a sugar coating. The pills are harmless - the poison's in the sugar.

It's a spooky thing to be left alone inside an angry innerverse..