You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my chi….

When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading..

I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents..

Reality is just a collective hunch..

What is reality anyway! It's nothing but a collective hunch..

Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like….

... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time..

At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time..

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?.

To me the term "sexual feedom" meant freedom from having sex..

Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than getting what you want..

Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person?.

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain..

Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night..

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you..

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each ot….

What you try to bury just ends up burying you..

I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle, I f….

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?.

When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat..

Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic..