Explore Quotes by Jane Wagner

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

Reality is just a collective hunch.

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.

My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.

What is reality anyway! It's nothing but a collective hunch.

The human mind is kind of like a piñata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience.

I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!

I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle, I found it too confining. It was just too needful; it expected me to be there for it all the time, and with all I have to do--I had to let something go.