The first Tea Party protest was scheduled for Inauguration Day. So what were they upset about? Which part of the job he was doing before he even did ….

There's been times when I have actually had sex indoors. And then you kind of sober up a little when it's over. I become like a bartender at 2 AM. OK….

I despise in others my own characteristics..

Sometimes I am very pleased with lifestyle and sometimes I feel utterly worthless because I have so few interests..

The teabagger thing and the right-wing thing - they pick easy targets, and a female in the entertainment industry is low-hanging fruit. It's very eas….

For some reason I get advertised when I travel as a political comedian, which I'm not. Sometimes I talk about it and sometimes I don't..

It is not crazy to think that powerful people do some pretty horrible things. And maybe they get out of hand. Maybe it just gets away from them. It s….

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy..

I was terrified of being on television - and also I overcompensated, I'm sure, because I know I did this in my personal life too at the time, when I ….

I was thrilled to work opposite Carl Reiner and Robert De Niro. Mr. Reiner was very chatty and delightful, but I learned that if you want Robert De N….

Without liberals we wouldn't have unions. We wouldn't have environmental protections. We wouldn't have seat belts or birth control or the ACLU! Any o….

If the audience is responding very well to comedians that are hacks, and I don't do well, I don't feel as bad, because I feel like their taste is dif….

I think I failed miserably on NewsRadio. I was very nervous because of the caliber of the cast - especially Dave Foley - so I think I did a terrible ….

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating..

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal..

I don't know who you're referring to exactly who said, 'What has Iraq done to us?'.

Now, granted, there are still as many heartbreaking things going on. There are so many things in the Obama administration to be sick over that certai….

Protesting the color of a man's skin is not a worthy protest..

I'm grateful for any opportunity to act..

The reason a person is a republican is because something is wrong with them. Again, that's science - that's neuroscience. You cannot be well adjusted….

Nothing translates worse than comedy into the printed word..