Occupation: Comedian Birth: September 28, 1964
Irrational crushes, infatuations, or obsessions. Whatever you want to label it, it's important to reach out to others..
There's always [on women's magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show you the bone structure and the six-p….
I'm not religious anymore, but I think it's like papal infallibility, which is a ridiculous man-made tenet, like what I believe most religious tenets….
The Bible, I've said it before, is a beautifully written work of fiction..
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things..
My hell is going to be the stairmaster wing of Dante's inferno, where they're gonna tape my feet to the pedals and the only music I get is Michael Bo….
I'm almost 46. You become no longer even regarded in a sexual way. As you get older you're just taken out of that realm. So it's not anything that pa….
I was just utterly oblivious to how difficult it was, and how difficult it was going to be, and then also in the mid-eighties through the mid-ninetie….
I mostly get takeout, I have to admit - I don't know if that's something to be ashamed of. I'm not much of a cook..
I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day..
I think the parts I was offered when I was younger, where I was asked to play that kind of slacker person, that was just because people would go, "Oh….
I think what hinders the argument is when people are afraid of hurting the feelings of racists and people who are genuinely - some of them - out of t….
If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult..
I hate high fashion. I hate that we reward people for being genetic freaks. You hear the guys announcing the runway shows saying, 'A pretty face is y….
The teabaggers - do I know every single one of them? No. Can I see that there's a lot of racist bullshit going on? Absolutely. Would it have been wel….
Until as women we all say, No! We are not going to starve ourselves, nothing is going to change. We're our own worse enemies sometimes but I still bl….
You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,' ... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't hav….
Many people feel that mass acceptance and smooth socialization are desirable life paths for a young adult… Many people are often wrong… Don’t bother ….
I definitely get the sense that I'm an elder statesman, but I don't know if there's an impact - and I'm not saying that in a naïve way. I don't know.….
Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody..
I would never join the Tea Partiers, because I don't have a problem with the color of Obama's skin. I don't have a problem with immigrants. You know ….