I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead..

Ranger cradled my face in his hands, using his thumbs to wipe the tears from my eyes. "The ceremony is over. Can you make it back to the car?" I nodd….

I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem..

My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn." "She used to watch the Weat….

If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert..

I like being able to provide consistent and frequent literary choices for my fans..

[Stephanie] 'You see, Mrs. Mayer was going on about George's lodge, and how he wanted to be buried with his ring, and so Grandma had to check the rin….

I was waiting for my body receipt when Morelli walked in. He nodded to Ranger and grinned at me in my whiteness. “I was at my desk, and Mickey told m….

I did such a gigantic eye roll I almost fell over..

Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli.

Oh, for God's sake," I said. "Just give me the stupid thing." I took the panic button and stuck it into my Super Sexy Miracle Bra. "GPS," Ranger said….

Did you take Joyce's engine?' 'My instructions were to disable the car, but one of the men bet Hal a burger he couldn't get the engine out. So Hal re….

Why do you give me cars?" "It's fun," Ranger said."And it keeps you safe. Do you want to know why keeping you safe is important to me?" "You love me?….

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-.

About that proposal, cupcake..." Morelli.

That’s how you tell what a man’s really made of. It’s one thing for a man to be big and brave and kill a spider. Any man could do that. Trailin’ afte….

I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb." Morelli.

Your life isn't out of control. It's expanded..

I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since..

I felt my cell phone buzz, and I looked at the screen. Ranger. “Your GPS just went blank,” Ranger said when I answered. “The car exploded.” There was….

Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords on my neck….