Ranger locked eyes with me. "Please," he said. Tank and Hal were goggle-eyed. They weren't used to "please." I wasn't used to it either. But I liked ….

I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, a….

I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum.

And then it gets so hot that they keep the supermarkets too cold. Hot, cold. Hot, cold. It gives me the runs." Mr. Landowsky.

Were really screwed up, aren't we?" "In a very large way..

I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman..

Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six.

I'm for sure a workaholic. I'm a complete control freak and I take on way too many projects..

There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing." Ranger.

It's the twenty-first century." I told Tank. "Women drive." "Only in my bed," Tank said. "Never in my car..

You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli.

I’m going back to bed,” Grandma said when Mooner and Dougie left. “This doesn’t look too interesting. I liked it better the other night when you were….

I rented Ghostbusters, my all-time favorite inspirational movie. I picked up some microwave, popcorn, a KitKat, a bag of bite-sized Reese's peanut bu….

Make sure your main characters are likeable. They can be flawed, but your readers need to be able to root for them..

they have enough testosterone between them, if testosterone were electricity they could light up New York City for the month of August.

I got out of the elevator and confronted Mr. Wexler. “Killing is wrong.” “We kill chickens,” Mr. Wexler said. “We kill cows. We kill trees. So big de….

My body is not designed to run. My body was designed to sit in an expensive care and drive..

As Stephanie and Lula were going after the bad guys, Lula was making preparations from the trunk of her Firebird. Stephanie looked inside and stopped….

I could use some help with an FTA. What's your problem? He's old, and I'll look like a loser if I shoot him..

Omigod,' I said on a sudden flash of sleep-deprived insight. 'You're the big bad wolf.' There are some similarities..

Cute? I think my testosterone level just dropped - Ranger.