The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy..

Far too many women are hesitant, and remain trapped in jobs for which they are over-qualified or paid beneath their worth..

I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men..

Sometimes I've looked at a plate of food and wondered if it wouldn't look better as a hat..

Forget romantic fiction, a survey has found that most women would rather read a good book than go shopping, have sex, or sleep..

I hate reality shows like Big Brother and I'm A Celebrity. I'd rather watch a goldfish bowl..

Blogs are for anoraks who couldn’t get published any other way..

I must be the only person of my age who doesn't have a bloody gong. They are so common in show business..

Television reflects our society in a more accurate way than at any time in the past..

Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time..

Esther Rantzen, like me, is an egomaniac of the highest order..

Stress is a designer ailment that many of the so-called afflicted suffer from with pride..