Explore Quotes by Janette Rallison

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself? ...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks.

That's the magic of books. They're never quite the same for any two people. When you read one, you automatically make it your own.

The only things you can truly love after such a short time are ice cream flavors and comfortable shoes.

Don't just read words,' he would tell her as he held up the latest story, 'devour them. Let the words create new worlds.

Well you can't believe everything you read. After all, by definition, fiction writers lie for a living.

As if finding a guy to solve your problems isn't a contradiction of terms.

Happy is entirely up to you and always has been.

But that's how life is. You never know how it's going to turn out, and you can't plan for everything. You just have to do your best dealing with things as they come and hope people forgive you when you make a mistake.

Misfortune and Fortune are eerily similar, but Fortune is a better dresser and more fun at parties.

"Women," he said in disgust. I wasn't sure whether we was referring to me or nuns.

I bet you Cinderella didn't get along with Prince Charming's friends. Oh sure, the knights and barons probably put up with her on account that she was pretty and had such dainty feet and all, but you should know every duchess and contess in the kingdom hated her guts.

I suppose you could pass for a starlet. You do have that femme fatale air about you. Like you crush boys’ dreams in your spare time.

I didn't bother to explain about the glitter in my hair. I figured they could think it was a family trait. We all glittered, just like the Cullens in Twilight.

It's not like most people read anymore. Well, not unless the book has a wizard school or a hot vampire. And, as a Kari Kngsley expert, I'm absolutely certain your life has neither of those things.

Adults are constantly telling teenagers that it's what's on the inside that matters. It's always painful to find out that adults have lied to you.

Happy people are rarely interesting.

Beauty has a persuasive power all its own.

Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerous--- and cool like Johnny Depp.

You can always tell how a man will treat his wife by the way he treats his mother.

You know, sometimes you've got to trust the people you love. You've got to trust that if they're good people, they'll make good decisions.