Great times call for great men..

I was discharged from the army for idiocy and officially certified by a special commission as an idiot. I'm an official idiot..

And somewhere from the dim ages of history the truth dawned upon Europe that the morrow would obliterate the plans of today..

When Švejk subsequently described life in the lunatic asylum, he did so in exceptionally eulogistic terms: 'I really don't know why those loonies get….

Jesus Christ was innocent too,' said Svejk, 'and all the same they crucified him. No one anywhere has ever worried about a man being innocent. Maul h….

After debauches and orgies there always follows the moral hangover..