If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy..

The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are..

Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth..

My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have ….

The bottom line is we are trying to do what's right. We don't just say we believe in God - we have active relationships with God..

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven..

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords..

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon.

We simply want to follow God because we knows of the happiness it will bring, that's the reason that we chose to be open about our beliefs..

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly..

It's not about me. The power is in God, it's in the message and I now realize I need to be vocal about it... God uses flawed people to spread the me….

When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2.

The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem..

At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese..

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways..

God's first, then family, then whatever else you love..

Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a chicken. It’s the same in the opposite se….

A lot of people just think that that's unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God's way, the world would be a lot be….

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool.

When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way..