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I've always said the key to killing a lot of mallards if you live on the East Coast is to move west. The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.

Men were created to have facial hair like women were created to be smooth-faced. Well, not all women. I've seen pockets where that's not the case, and that's not good.

My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.

I thought Clint Eastwood was cool in all the western movies, but I'm not gonna drive somewhere he's at and stand in line to see him. I told Missy, my wife, 'The only person I'd stand in line for is God Almighty. You made the universe? All right, I'll get in line!'

I'm just a simple guy. I love being at my house with my family, I love playing dominos and card games and hunting and fishing. That's just what I like to do.

We only call at ducks when their rear ends are towards us. If I'm looking at you and you call my name, then I know where the sound came from. But if you had your back to me and I holler and you turn around, you would assume somebody hollered. You want your decoys to represent the sound that you're making.

I'm of the opinion that a duck does not change styles every time it crosses a state line. I think they sound the same way from Canada all the way to the coast. As far as championship calling... I realize that a duck could not win a world championship, and that's why I don't do that. When it comes to duck calling, our judges have wings.

If people want to simulate a godly lifestyle - great. If they don't - good luck with that.

When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous

The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a chicken. It’s the same in the opposite setting. Sitting in a church building doesn’t make you a follower of Christ.

I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.

Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.