Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?.

I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair..

I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous.

Most things in life are better when you just cut to the chase..

Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HAT!.

I'm just a simple guy. I love being at my house with my family. I love playing dominos and card games and hunting and fishing. That's just what I lik….

A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying..

I'm going to use whatever God blesses me with as a platform to tell the world that God is for you. He proved it through sending Jesus down here to di….

I've been showing up late and dirty all my life..

Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks..

Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it..

Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly..

At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese..

Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a chicken. It’s the same in the opposite se….

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways..

God's first, then family, then whatever else you love..

The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem..

A lot of people just think that that's unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God's way, the world would be a lot be….

Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth..

The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are..

When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2.