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Television is much more of a producer's writer's medium, so a lot of the time, when you're directing a television show, they have a color palette on set or a visual style and dynamic that's already been predetermined, and you just kind of have to follow the rules.

I don't worry about people misinterpreting my kindness for weakness.

People have often asked if I'm gay because I don't go out of my way to spit and scratch and give people attitude.

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could.

I just love doing sitcoms. I'd be in them till I was gray if they'd have me.

Acting is just playing the violin in an orchestra. Directing is being the conductor.

Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it.

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage.

I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart.

My hobbies have varied over the years. There were a whole set of new ones before I got married. Now I spend as much time with my wife, who is my best friend.

A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it.

By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy.