I'd like to get more involved in that world. I'm better when I'm teamed up with an experienced writer - when I potentially have someone guiding me. B….

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned..

The truth is that, after 30 years old, men still masturbate. There are still sexual problems that arise for guys..

Anyone wanna buy my Malaysian Airlines frequent flier miles?.

Michael Ian Black wears many hats. He's a stand-up comedian, a comedic actor, he's now a writer-director so he knew how to work with all of us. And f….

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest..

People would see me on a Nickelodeon commercial, and I would hear about it the next day in school.

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us..

Well, I'm never happier than when I'm acting..

We all approached doing a sequel with great trepidation and skepticism..

I think there's a lack of really, really good funny scripts out there that work on all the levels that they're supposed to - which is to say that the….

I don't know if you'll see me jumping out of planes anytime soon..

In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still likes.

I'd like to do more dramatic roles but I would never give up comedy to do it. I've seen a lot of actors that do a complete 180 degrees and say: "I'm ….

What I've learned from fatherhood is that having a son cannot, did not, change my love for The Bachelor! I thought that having a son would make me gr….

Like anyone who goes to college, you're leaving a familiar surrounding and a comfortable environment and your friends and everything, and you're star….

Getting married has shifted my focus, in such a profound way. You just realize, "Oh, I can't be so selfish anymore. There's someone else.".

In high school, I got picked on. It's funny that I got tormented for what I'm doing now - the acting thing. People would see me in a Nickelodeon comm….

Something about being projected on a 70 foot screen makes you more attractive and appealing to the opposite sex, which is pretty scary..

My position now, especially in this town, adds an element of skepticism with people you meet - especially girls. I mean, it becomes a lot more diffic….

Basically, what happened was, I had moved out to Los Angeles, I was pretty damn lazy and I put on some pounds..