Each experience I go through - marriage, my public life, my personal life - I'm learning as I go..

I was a straight man long before I knew what it was called. I was just the boring one..

People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel tha….

A lot of improvisation ends up being about just thinking outside of the box in the scene. It's not improvisation as much as it is quickness or making….

I always took pictures, but about five or six years ago, I started taking more behind the scenes at SNL, and now I have some 60,000 photos sitting on….

Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you w….

That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else..

I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy..

It was my second show as a writer, and Justin Timberlake was just coming off boy-band stardom. People were rolling their eyes, but I used to watch th….

You start at 'SNL' when you're young and hungry, but I don't want my pro years to be my 'SNL' years..

[You're voice acting] and you're screaming and yelling you can't help but sort of physicalize things. The next day I'm usually sore in some weird par….

Oh definitely. It'll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be hilarious. Man, I really hope the internet ….

When somebody listens and laughs, you're always in better shape than when you're with those folks who just kind of look at you when you say something….

I don't know where I'm gonna be two weeks at a time, much less the thing I'm making. I'm just flattered to get the opportunity to do it and to get as….

I am now The Establishment. There's nothing I can do about it..

It's fun to play the type of people you dislike..

One of my oldest friends from Kansas, his sister was married to Ben [Folds] and wrote lyrics on his first couple of albums. I got to meet him the fir….

A lot of it comes from tiny things, like not eating barbecue sauce with my pizza at two in the morning. I think it's all a manifestation of being hap….

The person that always comes to mind, and it's odd now because we've become pals, is Ben Folds. I've always considered him like a musical older broth….

I don't know if the idea of a career in show business or in the arts in general was looked down upon as much as by baby boomers as it was by their pa….

Once I walked out of my house into to the Puerto Rican Day parade. It was usually a five-minute walk to work, but that day it took me a half-hour to ….