The Olympics start on Friday, and Russia is implementing the most intensive security in Olympics history. During the games, the government will monit….

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one..

I went to see that movie 'From Hell,' or as Osama bin Laden calls it - 'Roots.'.

Saddam Hussein is dead, and Osama bin Laden is dead. If you’re Moammar Gadhafi, living in exile is starting to sound really good..

The Taliban has asked Osama bin Laden to voluntarily leave the country.They said they delivered him a note asking him to leave, which is a pretty goo….

Howard Dean announced today he will campaign in seven states. The states are Rage, Frenzy, Fury, Rath, Fever, Agitation, and Delirium. Yeeeeaaaah!.

We're heading for a gov. shutdown. This is serious. W/o the gov who will fail to inspect our airplanes? Who will fail to secure our borders? Who will….

President James Garfield could write in Latin with one hand while writing in Greek with the other. I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous..

Researchers in England say tall men are more likely to have more children than short men. Here in America we call that the NBA theory..

Britney Spears told an interviewer if she weren't famous, she would be a teacher. So thank God she's famous..

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up..

A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your d….

Scientists think they can now clone an all-white zebra. Now, I'm no expert, but isn't that a horse?.

Well, Harry Reid and other members of congress, they're just furious over this Olympic uniform deal. He says we should burn the uniforms, and it's an….

As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil. It's about gasoline..

Michele Bachmann said that if she is elected president, she would consider eliminating the Department of Education because "the states could do a goo….

Saddam Hussein has invited members from the U.S. Congress to visit Iraq. Man how stupid is Hussein? If you think Bush had incentive to bomb Iraq befo….

You know what Arnold Schwarzenegger and Meg Whitman have in common? They both got in trouble for stiffing the maid..

U.N. officials said today they desperately need $7 billion to help people cope with disasters, but they're having a hard time getting people to send ….

The first case of mad cow disease since 2006 was discovered right here in the United States. The good news, since the cow is in California, instead o….

It is said that life begins when the fetus can exist apart from its mother. By this definition, many people in Hollywood are legally dead..