Have you met my boyfriend?” There. That was a doozy. His eyes narrowed, and his lips thinned into a tight line. Yep, Noah was a mood kill for both of….

This is our true tie," he whispered, his breath falling hotly onto my lips. "You're meant for me, and I will have you..

Well, I hope your hard self enjoys flogging the bishop tonight!.

Any situation was better faced with an empty bladder, a clean body, and a lack of morning breath..

Charlie whistled "Amazing Grace" as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick somethi….

Get stuffed, don't you have more publicity stunts to pull?" Bones shot back. "How about chatting with another writer who can smear your name into gre….

First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard..

It was the sort of bone deep emotion that made him want to hold her tighter with one hand, and draw a sword against the world with the other..

Less bitching...more learning..

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to….

If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to..

When I heard the ghouls coming for you, all I cared about was reaching you in time. How often must I tell you that you mean more to me than vengeance….

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!.

You’re meant for me, and I will have you..

We are not helpless...Many times in our lives we’ve been powerless, but not this night. Right now we have the power to choose the manner in which we ….

Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?” “In this case, it’s a stake. You could always feel around for something more, thoug….

I'm sorry I can't give you the normal life you wanted, but I promise to adore you every day for the rest of your new one..

Kitty need's a tounge bath.

Happy belated birthday, Cat," he said, giving me a self-deprecating smile. "Aren't you glad Juan picked the place and not me? We wold have had lattes….

Try not to think too often, you'll only hurt yourself.

Wrong way, Bones. The men's showers are in the opposite direction." I'll file that away with all the other information that doesn't pertain to me" wa….