"Catherine." she paused. I waited, tapping my finger on my desk. Then she spoke words that had me almost falling out of my chair. "I've decided to co….

Right, then, mate, terribly sorry for my unspeakable rudeness, and I do beg your pardon. I can only say that it was caused by my natural affront to t….

Luscious, aren't I, poppet? Go on, stare. I don't mind.” -“You look like a Dracula porn movie reject” -“Let‟s not speak of him. Like the devil, Vlad ….

So do you remember this place?" "Hard to forget." he snorted. "This is where you tried to kill me. You were so nervous, you kept blushing. Never had ….

...that left Francesca to slink into the chair opposite us. My feeling of superiority was short-lived, however, when she settled herself down and the….

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist..

Survival first, then heartbreak..

How could I possibly keep my cool while getting sweaty with him? What if I screamed out something horrifying, like "I love you?" What if I had an epi….

Bones,” I sighed. “Know something? I’m not afraid of you, but you scare me….” His outline blurred again. “You scare me, too, Kitten,” he might have r….

Bones leaned back, studying me. I felt so self-conscious. If only I had a shield of makeup, some perfectly arranged hair... and oh yeah. Some panties..

She's my kitten, and no one else's..

Playing with fire Kitten?.

I want to know all of you, Kitten. What you show me, and what you try not to..

There is no way I’m going out in public like this!” It seemed while I was being tormented at the salon, Bones had been out shopping. I didn’t ask whe….

Whoever said ignorance was bliss was shortsighted..

I'll miss you forever.' Blake - Devil To Pay.

Bubbles. On a scale of one to ten, a bubble bath has to rank zero as far as things I'd expect an older-than-dirt-badass vampire to indulge in. The on….

But the main point is that he still had swimmers in his sacks.” “Excuse me?” “You know, luv. Sperm, if you want to be all technical about it. He stil….

I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran..

Family is always irreplaceable, even when they’re also irreconcilable..

You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too..