I'd like to go to the Moon..

In life, people sometimes make rotten deals..

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life..

I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm very lucky..

Wit doesn't make girls pretty..

My sight is bad, my hearing is bad, I feel bad, but I don't suffer, I don't complain..

Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!.

When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a picture of my daughter to my left. That way the….

I wait for death and journalists..

Death doesn't frighten me; now I can think peacefully of ending a long life..

[On being the oldest living human being:] God must have forgotten me..

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine..

All babies are beautiful..

I didn't like mundane life..

There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them..

I think I will die laughing..

I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing..

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often..

I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible..

He who hugs too much, hugs badly!.

I've been forgotten by our Good Lord..