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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark.

But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue, an upper palate, teeth, and a normal speaking voice can learn ventriloquism.

Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You either fight it or embrace it.

A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.

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