The reality is [in] any emotional situation, a compulsive eater eats or an alcoholic drinks. What people misunderstand is that when you're a compulsi….

The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot..

I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit..

If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac..

As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money..

By the way, to perform in front of Don Rickles, it 's not nerve-wrecking. It 's enjoyable, i am enjoying Jeff Garlin. I hope I perform in front of Do….

When you see a bad romantic comedy, you see the script, the director, and the actors trying to create this warmth and this pathos and this feeling th….

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh..

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny….

I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip..

Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings..