Occupation: Game Designer Birth: February 19, 1971
If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at….
I'm having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of bed every morning to go to school..
It's not easy to writing thank-you notes for the stuff you didn't want in the first place..
... no matter how nice you are to some people, they'll turn their back on you the second they get the chance..
I think humor is key [to a successful middle-grade novel]. Kids like to read for entertainment, and the best way to entertain kids is to make them la….
I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget.
The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any more..
You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End..
My advice to authors would be to try to do something original rather than to try to anticipate what the market is looking for..
So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear..
I`m basically one of the best people I know..
fish and visitors stink in 3 days..
I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I'….
I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place..
Greg starts a middle school and asks: Why is "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says people need to shave twice a day..
I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley..
I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born..
Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the pants look on my legs! A….
You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you..
Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know..
When you're used to having electricity and then all of a sudden it's taken away, you're basically just one step from being a wild animal..