Occupation: Cartoonist Birth: February 27, 1960
Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!.
Smiley Bone: You can't feel safe unless there's something to be safe against! Phoney Bone: Exactly! People like to be victims! There's a certain unas….
The way I feel about it is: Beat me or feed me, but don't tease me. It's toy food; who needs it? Serve it to toy people..
Feasting is also closely related to memory. We eat certain things in a particular way in order to remember who we are. Why else would you eat grits i….
Most seafoods should be simply threatened with heat and then celebrated with joy..
The design process, at its best, integrates the aspirations of art, science, and culture..
Phoney: Here's your problem Fone Bone! We're off the map! Get a bigger map!.
I attended the Columbus College Of Art & Design for a little while, until I realized they didn't take cartooning very seriously..
Omit and substitute! That's how recipes should be written. Please don't ever get so hung up on published recipes that you forget that you can omit an….
Serve this dish with much too much wine for your guests, along with some cooked green vegetables and a huge salad. You will be famous in about half a….
The squid is so cooperative. Its body forms a tube that can be stuffed with marvelous fillings. You don't have to be Greek to enjoy this one..
I'm 40 years old, and I still love watching Bugs Bunny slap the bull on the nose. I still watch those cartoons, and yet I also enjoy reading books ab….
I'm so hungry, comrade! It has been days since we ate those two raccoons!' 'I know comrade. I'm even beginning to wish we had some of your homemade q….
Scallops are expensive, so they should be treated with some class. But then, I suppose that every creature that gives his life for our table should b….
I don't go for the nouvelle approach - serving a rabbit rump with coffee extract sauce and a slice of kiwi fruit..
[We need] to nurture the entrepreneurial spirit and the tremendous untapped potential in our prisons..
How can people say they don't eat eggplant when God loves the color and the French love the name? I don't under'stand..
That's right, kid. Never play an ace if a two will do..
CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA!.
I think the audience is truly all ages: I don't put anything in there that kids can't see, or shouldn't see, but I have to keep it interesting for me….
I think people have a little wall they throw up real quick if they see swords and sorcery..