There's only one Enoch Showunmi. Thank God for that!.

Matt Le Tissier had firm views about Austria's reluctance to allow Turkey full membership of the EU last Saturday, I seem to recall..

Chris Porter scored his first league goal last week, and he's done the same this week..

Middlesbrough is the second greatest place to live in Britain! Behind Hartlepool..

Mido has just been sent off and I can confirm he walks like an Egyptian.

Gareth Jellyman has just been dismissed, I think he's thrown a wobbler.

That's Steve Howey's third-ever League goal and he's never scored more than two in a season before..

Gareth Jellyman of Mansfield Town has been sent off, hope he doesn't throw a wobbly!.