You've already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you're drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves someone who's so red in the f….

If you have something floating in your drink, then you know you're ready. Seriously, what's in my drink? Aliens. Still gonna drink it..

You are the most rare & majestic you there ever was and ever will be..

If you can't move your brush good, just move your face..

Make it look like your skin is not so angry at you for your bad life choices..

You are constantly changing & evolving through your experiences, how you interpret your experiences, and how you choose to do things in the future ba….

You can always care [about what others think]. You probably always will care. But don't let it dictate your choices and what you want and what you wa….

As weird and awful and terrible as it may seem to be yourself sometimes, it will always reward you..

I believe that you become yourself every single day of your life through your choices and how you think. And that's constantly changing every day... ….

Thongs are the leading cause of pregnancy in the United States..

You become yourself, every single day of your life, through your choices and how you think..

When I'm feeling sad, or lonely, and I don't know what I'm doing and I don't know where I'm going, I imagine the Cool Awesome Future Version of Mysel….

One of the benefits of being you is: You know that the people who love you, love you for you. They don't love you for who they think you are or who y….

There’s no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion..

So you don't have time for concealer, you have time for powder for when you start crying later about how some boy doesn't like you..

In order to find out who you are, you will, at some point, have to feel really isolated, left out, different..

Don't ever, ever, ever give up, because you're here for a reason, even if it's just to laugh at cats on the internet..

The single greatest gift you could ever give the world is to be exactly who you are..

Before I go to work, I like to pump myself up by crying over my master's degree..

I don't recommend washing your face. Because you might drown..

Make your face not look like your face by piling on like the heaviest makeup you can find and do it with some kind of brush that won't judge you..