I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God..

The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!.

Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job of steering while handling more than 170 is like asking a man to wire a plug while juggling. ….

This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying “Ooh good I've got syph….

This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory..

Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously..

The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

There are shantytowns in South Africa that are built better than Renaults!.

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster..

Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And ….

Looking good in Italy is even more important than looking where you're going..

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you..

Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are..

Ambition is a very dangerous thing because either you achieve it and your life ends prematurely, or you don't, in which case your life is a constant ….

Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day..

It’s what non-car people don’t get. They see all cars as just a ton and a half, two tons of wires, glass, metal, and rubber, and that’s all they see.….

You're a car, but most of all, what you are, what you've become, is a mate. And that's what makes a car special. That's what makes a car great. You s….

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?.

Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius..

[on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you are an onion, here's your car..